The most vivacious rambuctioness yet seen
on the family screen. A thrilling yet
subtle explosion that will fill
your cup with sunshine
madness! Hold your
horses and don't
ask when...
Yet!
Smelly Cat

Jul 20, 2009
By The Amazing


Dear diary,
Today a fly told me I smelled good. This made me embarrassed because flies have poor taste in smells.
I have decided that tonight I will bathe... with soap! Maybe the fruity kind! But not water.
Ok, yes water.


The bravely hygienic cat,
The Amazing

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A motivational poster

Jul 13, 2009
By The Amazing


Dear diary,

On the days where I am a volcano of angry emotions, I remember that I have scotch-taped the following poster directly beside the toilet:

Besides, they say: Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Ha ha!

Sincerely,
The Amazing

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Operation Angry Neighbor

Jul 7, 2009
By The Amazing
In attempts to "love my neighbor" I approached him him with a very big smile and offering an offering of freshly caught fish.



He was not pleased.


I am reminded of Winston Churchill, who said, "Never give up. Ever. Ever. Ever. EVAR!!"


Blimey! Fish and chips!!

I will not quit!
But sometimes I will take a break.

Sincerely,
The Amazing

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