The Amazing Cat

The most vivacious rambuctioness yet seen
on the family screen. A thrilling yet
subtle explosion that will fill
your cup with sunshine
madness! Hold your
horses and don't
ask when...
Yet!

Back from the Dead

Aug 26, 2010	By admin Finally getting this site back on its feet after a major blow Good thing Cats have 9 lives. Soon we will have a forum for y'all and a new video so keep checking!
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I'm on the FACEBOOKS!

Jul 22, 2010	By The Amazing First everyone had a blog. Now everyone has the Facebooks. Because I am technologically savvy, I too am on Facebook. Will you be my friend? SAY YES AND CLICK HERE!
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To eat or not to eat? It's not even in question.

Jul 4, 2010	By The Amazing If we ever wonder why our mothers tell us to not pick our noses and eat our boogers, this is the answer: Coach of German soccer team embarrasses his mother, but makes up for it by beating Argentina 4-0 in the South African world cup tournament. To avoid world-wide embarrassment!
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Blog working again

Jun 28, 2010	By admin The blog was down for a while because of tech problems but it should be working again.
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The French Frog

Mar 4, 2010	By The Amazing Dear Diary, I have been visiting with a friend. A friend? Which friend? Aha! His name is"The Frog", but he also goes by the name "The Revolution". He is amazing like me. Every day is ADVENTURE DAY! One time a bad cat almost ate him. Just like the bad cat, I almost choked on my food once. That is all for today. Sincerely, The Amazing Cat
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How to thanks-give

Nov 26, 2009

By The Amazing

Dear Diary,

Because today the North Americans celebrate the day of Thanksgiving, I paid homage to the occasion by taking a nap. If I am thankful for anything, dear Diary, it is for naps. Not the short kind which humans so foolishly call "cat naps", but the real cat naps, which are lengthy and languid and most exquisitely enjoyed in impractical places.

And as my mental legs wandered through naptime's thankful thoughts

My mental legs + boots.

I remembered that it is advisable to thank someone 7 times when you have been treated to a special treat. Yes, 7 WHOLE TIMES!!
( As a side note I would like to mention that English-speaking cats have 9 lives, while Spanish-speaking cats have only 7. This is fair because spanish-speakers are more nimble on their feet.)

7 THANK YOUS!!! I immediately (after the nap, of course) executed this 7-layered plan on my neighbor, who has been marvellously generous with his food lately. The plan transpired thusly:

7:00- Rang doorbell, greeted Neighbor with flowers and said "Thank you."
7:15- Rang doorbell, greeted Neighbor with hand-drawn portrait (of him) and said "Thank you."
7:16- Rang doorbell but forgot the poem I wanted to recite. Rats!
7:17- Rang doorbell, placed a boiled egg on the porch, and then hid in the bushes so that it would be a mystery-surprise-snack.
7:30- Still hiding in the bushes.
7:45- Sent Neighbor an e-card with smiley faces.
8:00- Presented Neighbor with an authentic Photoshopped Certificate of Gratitude for his excellent generosity.
8:10- Serenaded Neighbor with local Mariachi band. (My favorite song is "El Mariachi" by "El Mariachi").
9:10- Ran out of ideas and went home.

All in all it was a most successful venture. I know the neighbor was greatful because when I told him I was going home he said, "Thank Heavens!!"

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

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The power to will your powers!

Nov 17, 2009	By The Amazing Dear Diary, In the buisness of being Amazing, one must master the mind. One good way to practice will power is to eat only one salted peanut. It is a veritable impossibility. Not even google images can find ONE salty peanut. Sincerely, El Gato
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